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Ragnarog
14th May 2002, 12:46 PM
Thought I'd open a new thread so that we can all watch the thwacking of Bubbadog live here :)

13:45 GMT+2 : Difference 460000

...and dropping :)

Rag

Rids
14th May 2002, 01:30 PM
Hmm, I think something a bit more substantial than popcorn is required for this one :)

Chelle, order out for some Pizza hon, we need to keep the troops fed :D

Squeaky
14th May 2002, 01:37 PM
So so many people want to see this :D

I'll hire a marquee, lets all settle down and watch the Bubbabeast get whats coming to her ;)

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 01:39 PM
I'm all a-quiver with anticipation! But Rag darling, I still haven't uploaded the structures which were generated overnight. (I know it's inevitable, but I'm playing hard to get...for at least the next 30 seconds! ;))

Ragnarog
14th May 2002, 01:48 PM
Honey, that just makes it all more interesting :D

edit: I fixed myself a sig that shows the realtime difference...but...im not gonna use it after all cause it makes this thread kinda pointless :)

Rag

Jules
14th May 2002, 01:53 PM
I'm all for watching a good THWACKING...but I'm too :sick: to participate in the celebrations today....how about I just sleep on the couch and someone wake me up right before it happens....:xsofa:

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 01:55 PM
Jules honey, you know I never miss an opportunity to give you a wake-up call! :kisses:

Ragnarog
14th May 2002, 01:56 PM
You still have some time to get a good rest....Bubba wont make it too easy for me :)

Rag

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 01:58 PM
You know I'm not an easy girl, Rag! ;)

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 02:03 PM
OK, back up to just under 470000...just to tease you.;)

Ragnarog
14th May 2002, 02:10 PM
Doh :uhoh:

That wasnt nice..living up to your reputation are you :)

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 02:16 PM
Well of course...I do have an image to maintain, you know! ;)

Ragnarog
14th May 2002, 02:19 PM
Hm, I'll be offline for a few hours now...I'll check back later to see how much i can tease you then ;)

Rag

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 02:36 PM
OK, I'll get the candles and mood music ready while you are gone! :D

Chelle
14th May 2002, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by bubbadog
OK, I'll get the candles and mood music ready while you are gone! :D

Hmm.. Rids, do you think pizza's such a good idea afterall? :D

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 03:43 PM
How 'bout a nice fruit tray?

Jules
14th May 2002, 03:50 PM
Does this mean it's a private thwacking and I can stay in bed?

Chelle
14th May 2002, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by bubbadog
How 'bout a nice fruit tray?
With chocolate sauce, by chance? :p

:wall:

Chelle
14th May 2002, 03:52 PM
Originally posted by Jules
Does this mean it's a private thwacking and I can stay in bed?

Prolly the best place to be during a private thwacking :eek:

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 03:54 PM
I'm not much of an exhibitionist, but since Rag has already invited the world to watch me get my first thwacking, I guess it's a public spectacle.

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Chelle

With chocolate sauce, by chance? :p

:wall:

Well of course...like I'd ever turn down chocolate?

Ragnarog
14th May 2002, 06:02 PM
Originally posted by bubbadog
OK, I'll get the candles and mood music ready while you are gone! :D

:blush:

Now I suddendly feel sorry for you :)

Rag

Ragnarog
14th May 2002, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by bubbadog
I'm not much of an exhibitionist, but since Rag has already invited the world to watch me get my first thwacking, I guess it's a public spectacle.

Carrying guns in public isnt exhibitionistic (sp?) ? :)

We can take it to private quarters tho if you like that better, honey ;)

Rag

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 06:34 PM
Originally posted by Ragnarog


Carrying guns in public isnt exhibitionistic (sp?) ? :)

I may carry them in public, but I only use them in private (fewer witnesses to testify against me that way! :D)

We can take it to private quarters tho if you like that better, honey ;)

Rag

Nah, we've already ordered the fruit trays...let'em stay!

Ragnarog
14th May 2002, 06:52 PM
Sure thing!

(as long as you dont come with vegetables....i'm in :D :D )

Latest update: 424286

Rag

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 08:24 PM
What, ya got something against broccoli, Rag?

bubbadog
14th May 2002, 09:21 PM
Down to 404286? Y'all eat the fruit....I'm hiding! :xsofa:

Chelle
14th May 2002, 09:25 PM
Somehow that salad I was having for lunch lost it's appeal :eek:

:p

Jules
14th May 2002, 10:14 PM
Just checking in....

I'm going back to bed....enjoy :D

Ragnarog
15th May 2002, 07:11 AM
Originally posted by bubbadog
What, ya got something against broccoli, Rag?

TBH, im not very fond of anything that has to do with vegetables :rolleyes:

Gimme a steak any time! ;)

Rag

eboracumsante
15th May 2002, 08:01 AM
Did somebody mention Chocolate?

Milk or Plain (Dark)??, WE have 24MT of Terry's Cocolate Orange Slices in the warehouse...
pleease specify which..

250g export for Canada
8.81 oz export to the U.S. of A..

Don't eat all at once tho':barf:

Regards !:kwsn:

Ragnarog
15th May 2002, 08:10 AM
I prefer Milk :D

Rag

Ragnarog
15th May 2002, 10:40 AM
290000.

Sorry to say, that i've just upped the ante a bit... :)

Rag

bubbadog
15th May 2002, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by Ragnarog
290000.

Sorry to say, that i've just upped the ante a bit... :)

Rag
Good grief Rag! :jawdrop: Ya know, the coffee is supposed to be for *you*, not your machines! :coffee:

Ragnarog
15th May 2002, 01:21 PM
Actually, it takes a bit of coffee sometimes to keep the fleet on 100%... :rolleyes:

You might get lucky in June tho...thats when the Genome@home TP Wacky Races start and I intend to get my team win again (see sig ;) :D )

Rag

Ragnarog
15th May 2002, 01:24 PM
275000 :)

Rag

bubbadog
15th May 2002, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Ragnarog
Actually, it takes a bit of coffee sometimes to keep the fleet on 100%... :rolleyes:

You might get lucky in June tho...thats when the Genome@home TP Wacky Races start and I intend to get my team win again (see sig ;) :D )

Rag

Hmmm...OK, so just a few weeks...but you'll be too far ahead of me by then, I fear.

Ragnarog
15th May 2002, 02:01 PM
My output will prolly drop to something like 20000/day or so...well.. maybe..that is...if you keep being nice with me ;)

Rag

bubbadog
15th May 2002, 02:11 PM
Now Rag, you know I have been very nice. :kisses:

Ragnarog
15th May 2002, 02:41 PM
Yes, exactly, thats why I said "keep being" :D

Honey, would you please hand me another fruit from the tray? :D

And also...dont hold that gun in my direction like...that :)


Rag

bubbadog
15th May 2002, 03:01 PM
Here's the whole tray, dear...choose what you like.

And don't worry about the gun...the sights are trained on Squeaks!

Ragnarog
15th May 2002, 03:04 PM
255000


What did ol' Squeaks do now? :D


Rag

bubbadog
15th May 2002, 03:11 PM
280000

It's not what he did now, it's what he will do next.

Ragnarog
15th May 2002, 03:14 PM
Doh, daily tease time is it ;)

Poor Squeaks....but I also think he deserves it ;)

Rag

bubbadog
15th May 2002, 03:21 PM
Yeah, and hopefully my 2 year olds *won't* turn my computer off today!

Of course Squeaks deserves it!

Chelle
15th May 2002, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by Ragnarog
What did ol' Squeaks do now? :D

He stole all the damn cheese from the fruit tray :rolleyes:

someone pass the chocolate, please......

Rids
15th May 2002, 03:39 PM
That wouldn't have been Squeaks then, he's the only mouse on planet earth that hates cheese. :rolleyes:

Chelle
15th May 2002, 03:54 PM
I didn't say he stole it to eat :D

Squeaky
15th May 2002, 04:00 PM
So..there I am browsing the board, minding my own business, thinking I'd just check in on the RAG vs BubbaBEAST Thwackathon...and what do I find?

I've been tried, convicted...and sentenced to a (short) life of scorn and no small amount of that smelly mouldy cheese stuff (EEEWW YUCK) - from the Beast is one thing! I tread lightly when outside these days for fear the next rifle across the yard belongs to her :eek: but RAG..RAG....noooo...its because im better at Counterstike isnt it? admit it to the world and you are half cured of squeakyenvy :D

The question however is..what have I done to deserve this?

Answers on a postcard to:

PoorSelflessMousey
2 Niceforhisowngood
Everyonelovehim
England

Jules
15th May 2002, 04:23 PM
Awwww hon....


:love: :kisses: :makeout: :inlove: :hug:

Ragnarog
15th May 2002, 07:42 PM
Squeaks...the only reason why you're so hard to hit in CS is cause a mouse is by definition quite small compared to normal ppl :D

Now, back to reality..you sucked in CS...right? :D

Regarding my race with bubbadog, I'll encounter problems for the next..18 hours or so since 3 pc's from the fleet have lost their net connection temporarily...(until well..I restore them)..

Now...you know...30 minutes BEFORE they lost the conn, I reset their service instances to start up with -df :D :D

Rag

bubbadog
15th May 2002, 07:47 PM
Phew! A reprieve!

Jules
15th May 2002, 08:50 PM
Now if you can just keep the monsters away from the off button...you may have a chance of keeping your "unthwacked" image a bit longer :halo:

siggy
16th May 2002, 02:39 AM
For those of us that dont watch the stats, how about an update :hug: I have popcorn. Ready to watch the race. :D

bubbadog
16th May 2002, 03:03 AM
Originally posted by siggy
For those of us that dont watch the stats, how about an update :hug: I have popcorn. Ready to watch the race. :D

:scared: 214286 Yikes! I'm afraid it's imminent :xsofa:

Jules
16th May 2002, 03:59 AM
Ohhh goodie!! And I'm feeling better just in time....just nobody shake the couch please.... :)

Ragnarog
16th May 2002, 04:55 AM
209286

yaaaaaaawn....wth am I doing here at 5:54 ...AM....gaaahhhhzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....


Rag

NickBrownsFan
16th May 2002, 06:08 AM
No its not its just after 1am you better get back to bed and get some sleep ;)

Ragnarog
16th May 2002, 06:19 AM
I wrote the Daily Report for TP SETI first :D

Now..im not sleepy anymore...might as well stay up :)

Rag

Ragnarog
16th May 2002, 10:20 AM
<insert Death Star theme here>

Sorry Bubbadog, the difference is down to:

80000

Please Hon, no bad feelings, as I said earlier...its all in the name of science :)

Rag

Jules
16th May 2002, 01:05 PM
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union of.....



Oh darn :p wrong ceremony ;)

:halo:

Ragnarog
16th May 2002, 01:27 PM
Originally posted by Jules
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to witness the union of.....



Oh darn :p wrong ceremony ;)

:halo:

:confused:

75000, the end is near :)

Or is it just a beginning? :D

Rag

bubbadog
16th May 2002, 01:29 PM
:xsofa:

Ragnarog
16th May 2002, 04:18 PM
Comeon dear, dont be shy :)

60000.

Lets watch it out together on the :xsofa:

:kisses:

Another fruit perhaps? :sunshine:

Rag

Chelle
16th May 2002, 04:29 PM
Forget the fruit, I'm ordering a tray of martinis for this momentous occasion :D

and popcorn for everyone :xpopcorn:

Jules
16th May 2002, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Ragnarog
Comeon dear, dont be shy :)

60000.

Lets watch it out together on the :xsofa:

:kisses:

Another fruit perhaps? :sunshine:

Rag


Ohhh myyy!!! :p

Ragnarog
16th May 2002, 08:52 PM
46000 now..damn I cant be online during the thwacking jeez..aargh...

Gonna be watching SW Ep-2 in the movies :D

Will check back as sson as I get home :)

Rag

siggy
17th May 2002, 02:16 AM
:hug: Bubbadog :hug:

Ragnarog
17th May 2002, 02:45 AM
'bout 5000 to go now...

I'll be gentle...I'll be gentle....

Rag

bubbadog
17th May 2002, 02:47 AM
:scared:

:xsofa:

Ragnarog
17th May 2002, 03:01 AM
/me gently Thwacks Bubbadog

/insert soft music and sounds here/

Thwack!

:kisses: :kisses: :sunshine:

How was that, Honey? :)

Rag

Chelle
17th May 2002, 03:04 AM
I need a cigarette :smokin:

bubbadog
17th May 2002, 03:14 AM
Thank you Rag, for being so gentle with me. :kisses:

Was it good for you too? :D

bubbadog
17th May 2002, 03:30 AM
Um, Rag darling, check the stats again...

(I'll be gentle!)

THWACK!!

:kisses:

Chelle
17th May 2002, 03:40 AM
Wow, was that a reverse thwack? :D

bubbadog
17th May 2002, 04:23 AM
I do believe it was! :D

Jules
17th May 2002, 06:32 AM
:smokin: :smokin: :smokin:

I think that's the third time in how many hours? Phew! I need a nap ;)

Ragnarog
17th May 2002, 07:06 AM
Hehehe, well....Honey..you might want to check the stats again also :)

:kisses: Thwack :kisses:

And yes it was good again :)

(and you would think a woman with 2 million would kinda enjoy a Thwack on the :xsofa: )

Rag

Squeaky
17th May 2002, 09:19 AM
thwack thwack thwack all night long .. you two have stamina :eek:

I see you are still being gentle with each other though...c'mon get spicy :p

Squeaky
17th May 2002, 09:22 AM
oh dear..GoldenBalls has gotten between you, oh my, ....take him Bubba.

Jules
17th May 2002, 12:25 PM
Ohhh...she's up for her morning dump (Goodmorning:sunshine:) ....I hope she's got enough energy to top Goldenballs....and over take Rag once again.... All this before starting her work day :) Good luck hon! :kisses:

bubbadog
17th May 2002, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Squeaky
oh dear..GoldenBalls has gotten between you, oh my, ....take him Bubba.

GoldenBalls may consider himself taken.
THWACK!!!

All this thwacking has really worn me out! :sleep:

Ragnarog
17th May 2002, 02:38 PM
Nice Bubba :)

I guess thats the end of this episode then :)

Maybe we'll see each other again in the stats, next month :)

Next target: shubles :D

Rag

bubbadog
17th May 2002, 02:44 PM
Guess it's true what they say Rag, about you being the thwack 'em & leave 'em type! :rofl:

Jules
17th May 2002, 02:46 PM
I'm more than just a little bit sad to see this multiple .....ethwaculation end :(

Ragnarog
17th May 2002, 04:06 PM
Originally posted by bubbadog
Guess it's true what they say Rag, about you being the thwack 'em & leave 'em type! :rofl:

:rofl:

I KNEW, when I posted my "conclusion" that something like your response would follow :D

Rag

Ragnarog
17th May 2002, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by Jules
I'm more than just a little bit sad to see this multiple .....ethwaculation end :(

Doh, Jules dear, im coming for ya in a while... that ok ? :D

Rag

Jules
17th May 2002, 07:18 PM
:booty:




:xsofa:

Chelle
17th May 2002, 08:05 PM
I feel so left out... nobody wants to thwack me :cry:

:blush:

Jules
17th May 2002, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Chelle
I feel so left out... nobody wants to thwack me :cry:

:blush:


Me!!! :yippee: I'm quite eager to thwack you!! :angel: Can I be on top just for one day :sunshine:

Chelle
17th May 2002, 09:08 PM
Aaaw, I can always count on you Jules :inlove:

:kisses:

Rids
18th May 2002, 12:43 AM
S'cuse me, my job I believe, I was undetainably avoided :scratch:
.
Assume the position puhlease :) . . . . . . . :moon:
.
Come on, you know the rules, off with em . . . :booty:

Much better :drool:

:cunning: Let THWACKING commence . . . . . . . :spank:

I could get to like this - a LOT :D

Nanobot
18th May 2002, 12:49 AM
What do you mean could get to like it :D

Rids
18th May 2002, 04:06 AM
Well ok, it is a bit of a hobby but don't tell everyone :D

bubbadog
18th May 2002, 04:16 AM
Too late...the wodger is legendary. :D

Rids
18th May 2002, 04:23 AM
Wodger just enjoys doing his job and who can blame him? :D

bubbadog
18th May 2002, 04:46 AM
So it's not actually your hobby, it's Wodger's?

Jules
18th May 2002, 04:57 AM
Rids just helps to fulfill Wodger's fantasy :)

Chelle
18th May 2002, 06:10 AM
Rids put Wodger away, don't make me get out my big stick :tsk:

I can't believe this post has 97 REPLIES! :scared:

This has to be the most high-profile thwacking in 3D history :laugh:

Rids
18th May 2002, 07:54 AM
But Wodger wants to thwack and I have very little control over him when he's in the mood for thwacking. :rolleyes:

Besides, I like it when you get your big stick out :halo:

Ragnarog
18th May 2002, 09:26 AM
So bubba, how's life now that you've lost your...thwackinity? :D

...Who's wodger? :confused: :)

Rag

bubbadog
18th May 2002, 03:55 PM
Originally posted by Ragnarog
So bubba, how's life now that you've lost your...thwackinity? :D

...Who's wodger? :confused: :)

Rag

I'm sure there will be other thwacks in my lifetime, but you'll always be my first! :kisses:

Jules
18th May 2002, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by bubbadog


I'm sure there will be other thwacks in my lifetime, but you'll always be my first! :kisses:


How long has it been since those words came from your mouth hon :) Thanks for the wake up call....tomorrow is your turn :halo:

Squeaky
18th May 2002, 08:31 PM
and how many times have you used them!!!! ;)

Jules
18th May 2002, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Squeaky
and how many times have you used them!!!! ;)


*GASP*GASP*GASP*

Ian Newson
18th May 2002, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Squeaky
and how many times have you used them!!!! ;)

Gasp how dare you ask the :angel: such a question :mad:

/ Ian :haddock: Squeaky and challenges him to a duel for the :angel: honour :D

Rids
18th May 2002, 09:23 PM
Join the queue :)

Ian Newson
18th May 2002, 09:36 PM
/ For the duel Ian hands Squeaky a westlife album and challenges him to see who can listen to it the longest

Ian Newson
18th May 2002, 09:38 PM
/ Beads of sweat are running down each competitors brow (how long can they last ;) )

Squeaky
18th May 2002, 09:41 PM
/squeaks stands firm under immense pressure ...

Jules
18th May 2002, 09:50 PM
this :angel: might be touched by the lengths at which each of these fine young men are going, if only I knew who westlife was

Ian Newson
18th May 2002, 09:59 PM
Originally posted by Jules
this :angel: might be touched by the lengths at which each of these fine young men are going, if only I knew who westlife was

Well put it this way, they are a Boy Band and as far as Boy Bands go they should be :D. imho

Squeaky
18th May 2002, 10:00 PM
So..Im fighting for Bubba's honour ?? THE BEAST (TM) ? I don't think so.

(old joke warning....why should i when she never has?)


and with that I better scamper away as fast as one of Ian's fast paced words...

Am I officially the most pursued and persecuted rodent on the net? I think a poll is in order :D

Jules
18th May 2002, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by Ian Newson


Well put it this way, they are a Boy Band and as far as Boy Bands go they should be :D. imho

Ohhhhh...I see.....but ..Squeaky LOVES BOY BANDS! :nod:

Jules
18th May 2002, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by Squeaky
So..Im fighting for Bubba's honour ?? THE BEAST (TM) ? I don't think so.

(old joke warning....why should i when she never has?)


and with that I better scamper away as fast as one of Ian's fast paced words...

Am I officially the most pursued and persecuted rodent on the net? I think a poll is in order :D

The BEAST is gonna kick your A$$ ....you know this, right? Now matter how much she loves me....she's STILL out to get you :)

Squeaky
18th May 2002, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Jules


Ohhhhh...I see.....but ..Squeaky LOVES BOY BANDS! :nod:


GGGGGRRRRRRRR

Methinks I shall make you pay for that. NO BOY BANDS ON MY HD..ok not in my bits, i cant speak for my kids, though eldest has far more taste. Now I'm sure a certain Bossy Redkneck knows a track or two?

Jules
18th May 2002, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by Squeaky



GGGGGRRRRRRRR

Methinks I shall make you pay for that. NO BOY BANDS ON MY HD..ok not in my bits, i cant speak for my kids, though eldest has far more taste. Now I'm sure a certain Bossy Redkneck knows a track or two?

You want I should start singing them for you now?

And how exactly will you be making me pay for this Mr. Squeaks? I do want step by step details please :halo:

bubbadog
19th May 2002, 03:33 AM
Originally posted by Squeaky
So..Im fighting for Bubba's honour ?? THE BEAST (TM) ? I don't think so.

(old joke warning....why should i when she never has?)


and with that I better scamper away as fast as one of Ian's fast paced words...

Am I officially the most pursued and persecuted rodent on the net? I think a poll is in order :D

You can run, Squeaks, but you can't hide! I will find you!!:whip: :blast: :fuming: :rocket: :crackwip:

Chelle
19th May 2002, 04:46 AM
Originally posted by Squeaky
Now I'm sure a certain Bossy Redkneck knows a track or two?

Oh for the love of God, don't prompt her to sing... she'll be reciting country music :help:

Jules
19th May 2002, 04:51 AM
Originally posted by Chelle


Oh for the love of God, don't prompt her to sing... she'll be reciting country music :help:

If I was more awake, that might just hurt my feelings
/rubs eyes

bubbadog
19th May 2002, 06:16 AM
Originally posted by Chelle


Oh for the love of God, don't prompt her to sing... she'll be reciting country music :help:

You mean like this, Chelle?

Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days.
Both members of the 4H club
Both active in the FFA
After graduation Mary Anne went out looking for a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town and all she found was Earl

Well it wasn't two weeks after she got married that Wanda started gettin' abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses and make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve
To file for divorce she let the law take it from there
But Earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care

Right away Mary Anne flew in from Atlana
On a red eye midnight flight
She held Wanda's hand as they worked out a plan
That didn't take 'em long to decide

That Earl had to die
Good-bye Earl
Those black eyed-peas
They tasted alright to me Earl
You're feeling weak
Why don't you lay down and sleep Earl
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Earl

The cops came by to bring Earl in
They searched the house high and low
Then they tipped their hats
and said "Thank You ladies
if you hear from him let us know."

Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer and summer faded into the fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
who nobody missed at all

So the girls bought some land
and a roadside stand
Out on highway 109
They sell Tennesee ham
And strawberry jam
And they don't lose any
sleep at night

'Cause Earl had to die
Good-bye Earl
We need a break
Let's go out to the lake Earl
We'll pack a lunch
Well is that alright
Good lets go for a ride Earl Hey
Hey hey hey hey

Hey hey hey hey

Chelle
19th May 2002, 06:21 AM
Originally posted by Jules
If I was more awake, that might just hurt my feelings
/rubs eyes

ya picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.......




:D

Chelle
19th May 2002, 06:26 AM
Originally posted by bubbadog
You mean like this, Chelle?

Mary Anne and Wanda were the best of friends...

I actually like this song! :rofl: something about poisoning a man and dumping him in a lake that gets the blood flowing :D

Jules
19th May 2002, 06:27 AM
Originally posted by Chelle


I actually like this song! :rofl: something about poisoning a man and dumping him in a lake that gets the blood flowing :D

You wanna be MaryAnn or Wanda? :D

Jules
19th May 2002, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by Chelle


ya picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.......

:D

I was gonna sing boy band songs for Squeaks...but he he really loves Kenny....

In a bar in Toledo across from the depot on a
bar stool she took off her ring
I thought i'd get closer so I walked on over I
sat down and asked her name
When the drinks finally hit her she said I'm no
quitter but I finally quit livin on dreams
I'm hungry for laughter and here ever after I'm
after what-ever the other life brings

In the mirror I saw him and I closely watched him I
thought how he looked out of place
He came to the woman who sat there be-side me he
had a strange look on his face
The big hands were calloused he looked like a
mountain for a minute I thought I was dead
But he started shaking his big heart was
breaking he turned to the woman and said

You picked a fine time to leave me Lu-cille
with four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad times lived through some sad times but
this time your hurting won't heal
you picked a fine time to leave me Lu-cille.

After he left us I ordered more whisky I thought how she'd
made him look small
From the lights of the bar room to a rented ho-tel room we
walked without talking at all
She was a beauty but when she came to me she
must have thought I'd lost my mind
I couldn't hold her 'cos the words that told her kept
coming back time after time

bubbadog
19th May 2002, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by Jules


You wanna be MaryAnn or Wanda? :D

Hmmm...gee, it's a tough choice! :confused: I'll have to think about it!

Chelle
19th May 2002, 06:29 AM
Originally posted by Jules
You wanna be MaryAnn or Wanda? :D

I thought we were Thelma and Louise? :scratch:

Well, you can be Wanda. I would have never married a guy named Earl in the first place :rolleyes:

Jules
19th May 2002, 06:32 AM
Originally posted by Chelle


I thought we were Thelma and Louise? :scratch:

Well, you can be Wanda. I would have never married a guy named Earl in the first place :rolleyes:

Yeah..but don't Thelma and Louise drive off a cliff or something?

WE'LL ALWAYS BE THELMA AND LOUISE! :love:

Chelle
19th May 2002, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by Jules
I was gonna sing boy band songs for Squeaks...but he he really loves Kenny....

In a bar in Toledo across from the depot...

Nooooooooo..... my facial twitch, make it go away! :errrr:

Jules
19th May 2002, 06:38 AM
Originally posted by Chelle


Nooooooooo..... my facial twitch, make it go away! :errrr:


Now now now....don't gimme that facial twitch........you started it!

Here..have a drink...want me to sing some more? You'll get used to it (pass out) soon :halo:

Jules
19th May 2002, 06:41 AM
Originally posted by bubbadog


Hmmm...gee, it's a tough choice! :confused: I'll have to think about it!

We can swap back and forth...how's that?

Chelle
19th May 2002, 06:43 AM
Originally posted by Jules
Here..have a drink...want me to sing some more? You'll get used to it (pass out) soon :halo:

Never! *covers ears*

And if you start reciting poetry I'm outta here! :scared:

:inlove:

Jules
19th May 2002, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by Chelle


Never! *covers ears*

And if you start reciting poetry I'm outta here! :scared:

:inlove:

You mean like...

10 toes up, 10 toes down
2 bare butts going round and round

:halo: :angel: :sunshine:

Chelle
19th May 2002, 06:53 AM
:eek:

Well, it's better than anything poetic I could write, which would likely preface with

There once was a man from Nantucket....

Jules
19th May 2002, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by Chelle
:eek:

Well, it's better than anything poetic I could write, which would likely preface with

There once was a man from Nantucket....

Who went out to the barn with his bucket

(this'll be fun)

Chelle
19th May 2002, 06:55 AM
Hmm.. not quite the version I had in mind :D

Jules
19th May 2002, 06:57 AM
:halo: I honestly don't know the real version

/says the Lily white princess

Chelle
19th May 2002, 06:59 AM
Originally posted by Jules
:halo: I honestly don't know the real version

/says the Lily white princess

Yeah right... pretty sure Nantucket is in some southern State... ;)

Jules
19th May 2002, 07:03 AM
No way! It's in New England.... (whew!)

Squeaky
19th May 2002, 11:47 AM
glad i missed this!!

toooo many issues here.

Chelle..you frighten me. Jules..you frighten me. Kenny Rogers..you are ok Kenny, I'm not fond of Lucille, but heck! what a beard.

i guess the Nantucket is like 4 and 20 Virgins? (anyone know all the words to that ??) ... and that Lily white princess will have Gservo all agog. Claiming to be a maiden next :eek:

Ian Newson
19th May 2002, 06:59 PM
Originally posted by Squeaky

.....Gservo all agog. Claiming to be a maiden next :eek:

:eek: What Gservo's had the opp :D

<font size="-2">Oh that line I think I crossed it again :p </font>

Jules
19th May 2002, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Ian Newson


:eek: What Gservo's had the opp :D

<font size="-2">Oh that line I think I crossed it again :p </font>

Ohhhhhh Ian! :scratch:

To hear Squeaky tell it...everyone has :rolleyes:

Ian Newson
19th May 2002, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by Jules


Ohhhhhh Ian! :scratch:

To hear Squeaky tell it...everyone has :rolleyes:

When I said "Opp" I ment "the opperation" ;) not "oppertunity" :D

...Gservo all agog. Claiming to be a maiden next

< Warning > Ians attempts at Jokes have a tendancy to go down like lead ballons < Warning >

Chelle
19th May 2002, 07:33 PM
Originally posted by Ian Newson


When I said "Opp" I ment "the opperation" ;) not "oppertunity" :D

< Warning > Ians attempts at Jokes have a tendancy to go down like lead ballons < Warning >

For the record, I got that joke the first time! Not sure if I should feel proud or frightened :D

Jules
19th May 2002, 07:34 PM
Ian, hon, I'm still touched at your fight for the honor :kisses:

Chelle
19th May 2002, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by Jules
Ian, hon, I'm still touched at your fight for the honor :kisses:

What honoUr would that be? Im the one being shamelessly groped by a mouse :(

*sniff*

Squeaky
19th May 2002, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by Chelle


What honoUr would that be? Im the one being shamelessly groped by a mouse :(

*sniff*

Nothing shameless about it..unless, you too are a bit prissy :p

Ian Newson
19th May 2002, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by Chelle


What honoUr would that be? Im the one being shamelessly groped by a mouse :(

*sniff*

The cad :D . Stand behind me sweet maiden ,I will defind thy honour.
Squeaky another duel is called for ,this time the choice is yours. :p

Squeaky
19th May 2002, 08:13 PM
Ok Ian.

Seen as this time the female is more worthy...(/whistles)

I challenge you with a Sheffield Wednesday Season Ticket.



(ha! there is little defence to that..not even Mr Miyagi knows a defence to that stunning move...bring it on Picture Mutator Boy)

Jules
19th May 2002, 08:36 PM
Originally posted by Squeaky


Nothing shameless about it..unless, you too are a bit prissy :p

Originally posted by Squeaky

Seen as this time the female is more worthy...(/whistles)




YOU ARE SOOOOOO DAMN MEAN TO ME!!!!

Ian Newson
19th May 2002, 08:39 PM
Originally posted by Squeaky


I challenge you with a Sheffield Wednesday Season Ticket.


Sheffield Wednesday? Oh you Mean "Shefield Wednesday 0" as the tractor boys will know em this year . (Tractor boys are Ipswich Town football team (Ian's local team))

Not being a football/soccer fan I'm probably wrong about them both being in the same division :D

Squeaky
19th May 2002, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by Ian Newson


Sheffield Wednesday? Oh you Mean "Shefield Wednesday 0" as the tractor boys will know em this year . (Tractor boys are Ipswich Town football team (Ian's local team))

Not being a football/soccer fan I'm probably wrong about them both being in the same division :D

Good of you to explain that to the NON - Footy fans on the board..but lookie..we are in the same division this year (lucky for us, unfortunate for you)

DOES this mean you yield?

Chelle
19th May 2002, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by Ian Newson
The cad :D . Stand behind me sweet maiden ,I will defind thy honour.
Squeaky another duel is called for ,this time the choice is yours. :p

The Muppet vs. The Mouse

Now this could get good! :xpopcorn:

Squeaky
19th May 2002, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by Chelle


The Muppet vs. The Mouse

Now this could get good! :xpopcorn:

Not until he explains who the sweet maiden is?

Jules
19th May 2002, 09:05 PM
I'm sure it's Chelle....and you're in luck...You've been in the market for a sweet maiden too..

Squeaky
19th May 2002, 09:09 PM
Originally posted by Jules
I'm sure it's Chelle....and you're in luck...You've been in the market for a sweet maiden too..

well they are so hard to come by..;)

Ian Newson
19th May 2002, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Squeaky


Not until he explains who the sweet maiden is?

The blond one m8 ;)

Jules
19th May 2002, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Ian Newson


The blond one m8 ;)

LOL Good answer Ian!

Chelle
20th May 2002, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by Squeaky
Not until he explains who the sweet maiden is?

Me, me, meeeee! (it's always about me) I'm sweet, dammit! :D

NickBrownsFan
20th May 2002, 07:04 AM
homer simpson mode on "mummm....angel food" homer simpson mode off.

Jules
20th May 2002, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by Chelle


Me, me, meeeee! (it's always about me) I'm sweet, dammit! :D

Told ya Squeaks....there ya go! Your search is over! ;)

Ragnarog
2nd May 2003, 10:30 PM
Bubba's birthday seemed like a nice time to bump this one ;) :D

Rag

bubbadog
3rd May 2003, 12:17 AM
:roflmao: OMG, I had almost forgotten about this! Thank you Rag! :kisses: