Gservo
14th May 2002, 12:25 AM
An Italian man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at
his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby....all alone. He calls the waiter over and tells him to bring
their most expensive bottle of burgundy over to her - knowing that if
she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying
this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a
note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank,
and 7 inches in your pants."
The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it
read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a
BMW850, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty
million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
his regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby....all alone. He calls the waiter over and tells him to bring
their most expensive bottle of burgundy over to her - knowing that if
she accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying
this is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send a
note over to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you
need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank,
and 7 inches in your pants."
The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own back to her and it
read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a
BMW850, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty
million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."