Just a couple

[Crabbles]

1. The clerk showed the guy the store's most expensive perfume.
"This is called 'Perhaps,'" said the sales clerk.
"It's $285 per ounce."

"Listen," the guy shot back, "for $285 an ounce, I don't
want something called 'Perhaps'; I want something called,
"You Can Bet Your Happy ASS You'll Get Some!"



2. A young couple were married, and celebrated their first
night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again,
all night long.

Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds
no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride
to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the
bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the
first time to his bride where she sees all of him well.

Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped
and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to
a small part of his anatomy.

He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said,
"Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night."

And she, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"